Religion? Indianized!

All countries, ok, almost all countries have religions and their definitions of religion. Almost all countries have got fanatics, and agnostics and the atheists. But Indianized Religion is different. If a country with thousands of sub-castes and hundreds of religions, (I will agree with you, if you tell me that I have not checked my statistic) stays together, mostly harmoniously, then there is something obviously different, something obviously Indianized.

The question, that should arise, is how to do you Indianize religion? The answer is, well unknown.

But what certainly is known, is that tolerance is the key. What certainly is known, is that respect is the key. What certainly is known, is that for harmony you got to have a key ring, big enough to accommodate  your and my ego, along with the other keys simultaneously, because the opening combination is pretty complicated.

For the world, other than India, let us break into this locked room of harmony, if we don’t get the opening combination right, but at least, first give the Indianized way, a little try.

Its time to appreciate Cricket Indianized..

It was said about cricket, that it is an Indian game which was invented by the English as a folly. So what can be said about T20? An Indian game, invented by the English, which may perhaps pass of as American?

We are obviously talking about the recently Indianized version of the game in the form of IPL. If you don’t know what that is, well I am not asking you to enroll for Indianized, but simply get a life.

Rajasthan Royals took away the IPL Cup, and the monarchic marwadis celebrated! If you are asking me, what is so Indianized about a team, captained and coached by a foreign player, then dig this nigga!

The team was bought at $67 million, the least for any team, the team owners had spent the least amount on player purchase with the best purchase being a no good Mohd. Kaif, but the team was given the best of facilities, was given no controversies, it made the most money, and probably even broke even for the owners. Well in the business edition of Cricket, that is Indian Business sense.

And as for Cricket, well, in a nation of 70 million crazy cricket watchers , even the ICC changes its form to being the Indian Cricket Colleague.

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This is what Indianized is!

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too. Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.

There is, however, one exception.

A girl named Gita has not gone along with the crowd.

The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. “Because I am not an American.” replied Gita.

“Then”, asks the teacher, “What are you?”

“I’m a proud Indian,” boasts the little girl.

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Gita why she is an Indian.

“Well”, my mom and dad are Indians, “so I’m an Indian too.”

The teacher is now angry.

“That’s no reason”, she says loudly, “if your mom was an idiot, and your dad was an idiot, what would you be then?”

A pause, and a smile.

“Then,” says Gita, “I’d be an American.”

Its time to get Indianized!

Hey folks,

It was time that we did something new….and the new is here! Indianized is here to stay. Do you know what a Vegetarian Sushi is? Its nothing. Sushi is Raw Fish with rice. But, in India, you get Raw Vegetables with rice and we call it : Veg Sushi! Think it is strange? We call it business sense. This is what being Indianized is.

For more about us, check the About Indianized section. Have fun while you are here.